Allah Explains Semen Production! (Fun Islamic Fact #16)

Since the Qur’an says that semen is formed between the backbone and the ribs, your science books are all wrong and your teachers lied to you!

Here’s the full text of the video:

Welcome to “Fun Islamic Facts,” where I share fun facts about Muhammad and the Qur’an whenever jihadis go on a killing spree.

In our last Fun Fact, we learned that Muhammad’s child-bride Aisha had to clean a never-ending supply of semen off her prophet’s clothes. But where does semen come from?

Does semen form when sperm mixes with fluids from the seminal vesicles, the prostate, and the Bulbourethral gland—as every physiologist on the planet claims? Or does semen really form in a completely different area of the body? Fortunately for us, Allah has the answer.

In Surah 86, verses 5 through 7, Allah declares:

“Now let man consider from what he is created. He is created from a gushing fluid, proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs.”

Notice that, contrary to every modern anatomy and physiology textbook, the gushing fluid, i.e. semen, proceeds from between the backbone and the ribs.

Interestingly, Islam also teaches that miniature human beings are contained in semen, and that these miniature human beings are responsible for what they hear in the semen.

Sahih al-Bukhari, Number 6557:

Narrated Anas bin Malik: The Prophet said, “Allah will say to the person who will have the minimum punishment in the (Hell) Fire on the Day of Resurrection, ‘If you had things equal to whatever is on the earth, would you ransom yourself (from the punishment) with it?’ He will reply, ‘Yes.’ Allah will say, ‘I asked you a much easier thing than this while you were in the backbone of Adam, (and that is) not to worship others besides Me, but you refused and insisted to worship others besides Me.’”

So, all of us were once contained in the semen in Adam’s backbone, and that’s where Allah told us not to worship others besides him. But we didn’t listen, probably because we hadn’t formed ears yet.

Welcome to Islam, the religion where the god who doesn’t understand basic physiology sends you to hell for not understanding his theology lecture when you were in Adam’s non-existent spinal semen.

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Hey David! Have you and AP heard of DarkMatter2525? I ask, because I’m curious if you guys have ever thought about animating some of these bullshit stories in the same manner Johnny does on his DM2525 channel. I feel like you guys would be great for that role!

allah is dumber than mohammed

Islam is extremely stupid.

Allah, the creator didn’t know where he created humans from? :smiley::smiley::smiley:A clear indication the islamic god Allah is not all-knowing. Period.

How could a man who can’t read know this scientific fact 1400 years ago? Hah?

If Allah’s prophet is an ignoramus, do I need to be surprised at what he calls revelations? With all this trash, I think Allah isn’t God.

The Islamic nightmare :rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl::joy::joy::rofl::joy::rofl::joy::rofl::joy::rofl:

Oh, this Allah :man_facepalming:

Great job brother :heart:

:joy::joy: The way he says welcome to islamn in the end.

lmao

Those bastards lied to me

Quran describes the gushing water in the point of view from up down-looking from top head to bottom feet.Just look how the first verse of Surah At Tarik begins with a star then verse 4 says “There is no human being but has a protector over him” so its says “over him” then again it returns back to sky and in verse 11 says: By the sky which sends back. So, Quranic point of view about gushing water is from top to bottom, looking in vertical line, same as other verses i wrote above.And, when you look to male skeleton system from up to down you see that the ejaculating organs is exatly in between the backbone and the ribs.

Hahahhaha. What a genius god who doesnt know how he created his creations.

You can make fool of those who are already fool like you… Study some scientific research Before making such nonsense judgement…Make a video on toilet clean… This type content will suit with your mind psychology and with your channel :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

I request. Please, don’t be disrespectful about Islam and Mighty Allah. The Day of Judgment is coming. You will see the truth. But there will be no second chance.

Y’all don’t understand god theology :joy: this shithead saying god doesn’t understand us